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CSHARDIN Christopher Scott 20A645C9 *DCL* .NTY3385[148.85.44.102]
Plan:
At Amherst, nearly everyone had a plan. You could log onto the VAX,
finger a friend or a complete stranger, and read their plan, a small
(or large) dose of interesting nonsense. Some people spent hours
reading other people's plans. I have gathered my old plans
and put them here, in partially chronological order.
I decided to omit the "found object" plans.
Some are hard to understand if you didn't go to Amherst--sorry. Most
are crude and cynical, but I offer no apology for that. Many have
been bowdlerized in order to provide you with the most pleasant,
sanitary web experience possible. Enjoy.
- Microsoft Logo
- A tidbit from the
leading innovator in software marketing.
Voluntarily censored, out of good taste.
- Show the World You're a Poet
- Huh?
- Jehovah's Witness/Army Recruiter
Stories
- Non-fiction.
- Nugget Incident
- Non-non-fiction. Names
obscured to protect the not-yet-proven-guilty.
- Ameriplan
- Critically acclaimed.
- Motivation and Horoscope
- Career
prospects.
- MENU
- Resembles the school's MENU
program, with a wacky twist or two!
- The Personal Touch Luv Konnection
-
Meet other unintelligible eligibles.
- Quotes and Politics
- Only appeared
briefly. Voluntarily censored.
- Christmas
- The one true Holiday. This is
not the original version, which was simply too offensive
to present here.
- Blockbuster Film
- Plan noir.
- Block Parties
- Post graduation. I started
writing this with the intention of posting it at
Amherst, but it lay incomplete for a year.
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Last modified 23 November 1999.
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